*grins* Dwight recognizes God when he sees Him, since Jack Bauer is definitely a Deity of Higher Being. He is so crafty and versatile he would be like, Dwight's veritable Swiss Army Knife of office protection. I would want him as my Go-To Guy as well!

The Office makes me gush like no fandom prior. I can watch episodes repeatedly without tiring of them, but I am seriously going through new content withdrawals. D: